Free fuck buddies in Corona
While couples in the UK grapple with the idea of either living together or not seeing each other at all bar the occasional socially-distanced stroll in the parksingle people in the Netherlands are being advised to choose deated sex buddies for lockdown. The official coronavirus guidance from the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment RIVM has been amended to suggest that those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals — or, simply put, find a fuck buddy until this whole pandemic thing blows over.
Coronavirus lockdowns have meant a long, potentially indefinite dry spell for many singles around the world. Two months in, the sexlessness has become so dire that Dutch officials are actually encouraging singles to select a quarantine sex buddy with whom to ride it out. As in any successful friends-with-benefits relationship, clear communication and boundaries are key, with the RIVM suggesting quarantine sex partners discuss a plan to limit the chance of spreading the virus. The more people you see, the greater the chance of spreading the coronavirus. And while singles in the Netherlands enjoy their government-sanctioned fuck buddies, uncoupled quarantiners in the US will have to be satisfied with tentatively Fauci-sanctioned Tinder hookups.